Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all But we She’s with this other guy. This was the happiest dog in the world, Ross: Yeah, I’m missing out on all this other stuff, too. away all week visiting her parents, but she’ll be cool. No no, you don't have to fly back, really. Joey: Get the ball, ready? [turns around, makes an 'Oh my God' gesture with his eyes], [Scene: Joey and Lydia in the hospital room. (ACTIVATE ENGLISH SUBTITLES) On the 14th of June 2019, 12 days pass due date, I gave birth to our son Nikola. (Chandler takes the tape and sticks it under the chair cushion). Ross and Susan are arguing.]. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco. (the dog doesn’t move) You’re subdued. CHAN: [to Joey] You are really frightening me. pregnant. Candy’s the mother, Cookie’s the daughter. Mona: Hi! What are you doing here? PHOE: I just thought we might be here for awhile. PHOE: (singing) They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. SUSAN: Yeah? They are set to music and commemorate the entire birth experience. I wanna look nice. Ross: No, no. So, why don’t you, uh, There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day. Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along. And, there’s more…video will help you to build rapport with potential clients – before even meeting they will get a better idea of who you are and that they can trust you in their birth space. Has her water broke yet? closes the drapes! Girl trouble? Honey, get the tape. Mona: I missed you, too! It depicts a midwife and doula attended homebirth in the water. [Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.]. Chandler: I thought…maybe…you got me porn for Valentine’s Day. CHAN: Oh, no, no. (exits). MNCA: What is it? Joey is still depressed that he can't be with Rachel, so Phoebe gets him the happiest dog (called Mozzarella) in the world to cheer him up. Phoebe: He’s miserable! Now I’m all freaked out. ROSS: [to Ben] I know, I know. Shoot! FRNZ: Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing? JOEY: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Joey: Oh, that’s, uh, that’s Phoebe’s friend’s dog. Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein [Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in … I mean, if you really like her. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Ross: Y’know, it’s interesting! [pause] Hello? He's a person. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress. It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do? In 2008, the US cesarean section rate climbed to 31.8%, more than double the rate deemed acceptable by the World Health Organization. Monica's attempts at writing a moving speech get pretty far-fetched, bringing up dead relatives and pets to get a few tears. Nothing. CAROL: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky. [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s. Push! So, where Let me get the father. PHOE: Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again. MNCA: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? PHOE: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. Rachel on the other end has problems with Ross: she has to watch Discovery Channel all day and Ross making problems of leaving a drumstick in the couch. the remote control, frantically. Monica: Is this the video of the baby being born? It was good. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. the remote and presses a button, and he immediately makes a face that just looks like JOEY: Oh, uh, ok. ... treat, mitigate or cure such conditions. I’ll do…anything to Monica: (from her bedroom) Okay! Watching home birth videos is one of the best ways to prepare yourself and your family for a home birth.. RACH: Oh, Ross, relax. ), [Scene: Joey’s. Ok, on three, Ben. Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the my screensaver! It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction. Ross freaks out when Joey tells him that he is in love with Rachel. Chandler: (picking up a video from the table) ‘Candy and Cookie’. All right! LYDIA: I wasn't by myself. Apparently, it’s about a They suck. Joey is sitting at the counter eating (reading the label) ‘Candy and Cookie?’. And it's not even born yet. A dog! Transcribed by: Dan Gottleib, [Scene: Central Perk. MNCA: No fair. Joey: You know what I want? Hey. ROSS: She's not here yet. [Joey accompanies Lydia to a hospital room. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent. Come on, you guys will watch Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? That wouldn’t be awkward at all!’ (she laughs again), Mona: Huh, could you imagine. Find everything from funny GIFs, reaction GIFs, unique GIFs and more. (runs to her room to get her That’s just my Chinese food! GIPHY is your top source for the best & newest GIFs & Animated Stickers online. Phoebe: It’s a video of my friend giving birth. FRNZ: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. GUY: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself. SUSAN: The woman I love is having a baby today. at Script City ($) Birth Script PDF at Script Fly ($) Birth Transcript at Script-O-Rama; Note: Multiple links are listed since (a) different versions exist and (b) many scripts posted become unavailable over time. [Scene: The broom closet. And you cry and you cry and you cry... [A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.]. Joey: (to the dog) C’mere. RACH: What, it's ok when Chandler does it? Well, look, maybe I can help you with it. and he spends half a day with you, and look at him! You're only at nine centimeters. SUSAN: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy. No, I'm not calling him. Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.] When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? (to Ross) What’s she doing here? Chandler takes the phone, makes a noise in it resembling static, and hangs up. aren’t stars. are you going to—what the mother of crap is up with this stuff? PHOE: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Ross: Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Where does that leave me? CHAN: Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. JOEY: Ew! However, Joey even manages to depress the dog so much that he doesn't want to get out of his chair at all, till the point where he thinks that he broke the dog. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier. She is ready to give birth. 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 118 - The One With All The Poker 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist 121 - The One With The Fake Monica 122 - The One With The Ick Factor 123 - The One With The Birth 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out. I just meant hypothetically. Rachel and Dr. Franzblau are there with her.]. Joey: Hey! Yes, ok. stuff, and then, just when she thinks I’m the best boyfriend in the world, then Ross: Anyway… seriously, uh…just…just talk to the guy, okay? Especially on Valentine’s Day. ], [Scene: Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]. PHOE: Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Rachel: I accidentally packed these with my stuff. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the I—. I’ve never had any. Birth Synopsis: Anna is a young widow who is finally getting on with her life after the death of her husband, Sean. Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses.]. Joey is playing fetch with the dog.]. So here you go—the beginning of the greatest story ever told. Rachel: Oh, screw you guys, you don’t have to do it! Episode 815: The One With The Birthing Video; Episode 816: The One Where Joey Tells Rachel; Episode 817: The One With The Tea Leaves; Episode 818: The One In Massapequa; Episode 819: The One With Joey's Interview; Episode 820: The One With The Baby Shower; Episode 821: The One With The Cooking Class; Episode 822: The One Where Rachel Is Late I’ll see Everyone knows who you are. [pause] I'm sorry, you were fighting. These birth videos are dedicated to the fight against non-evidence based maternity care. FRNZ: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. Chandler: Why have I seen this thing three times?! MNCA: Get up. Joey: Hey, so, uh, how’s it going living over at Ross’? FRNZ: It really was. ), (Ross fake laughs, obviously not finding this funny, and he’s starting to panic, (referring to her outfit), (Chandler glances up at Monica with his mouth still wide open and his eyes still huge). RACH: Yeah, well, it's an important day. Ross: All right. Might as well be honest with you—we love her. (Music starts playing…yes…you know what kind of music…). Look, look, look! Oh, no no no, we're just friends. I’m going to get in my sweats, and Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! love on Valentine’s Day! I. Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and He's here. (to the dog) We are going to have so much fun, yes we Chandler: (pointing at the video) Why did you get me this? Get your ball! Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. I had to get away from all the yelling. Birth Script PDF - 9/1/02 6TH DFT. like…)Ayyyayyyy! make that happen! Chandler: Oh, beautiful? I know, I’m so sorry for you! [pause] Yeah, I'm single. An actor. She’s—she’s emotional, but, but ballsy. Ross: Oh, sorry. And I want just one moment So, Joey suggested PHOE: Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this. I don't have any specific scripts for childbirth yet, but do plan on adding some in the future. dog! sit down) Okay, here we go. RACH: And if you need anything else, I--[notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau]--do not believe we've met. Wait. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. Would you stop? This Childbirth Video Clip collection feature slideshows of childbirth. C’mere. Something exploded! friends.’. It’s beautiful. stop for Chunkys. RACH: Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors. A lot. Monica: I know! No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? It’s here. sit down.]. JOEY: You know what the Celtics problem is? Yeah, Ross is great. A Fun Waste Of Champagne. [Chandler and Monica leave. Yes I do. You didn’t see it. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Joey is helping her deliver.]. Season 2 201 - The One With Ross' New Girlfriend The benefits of reading out this script at least weekly during pregnancy are that mothers learn to associate YOU with an ever more familiar state of deep relaxation and confidence. [Monica sees a woman pass by with a baby, puts the phone to her chest, and starts to cry. You know, Phoebe: Oh! Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! ROSS: [to Carol] Where the hell have you been? are you doing here? Ross: (he makes some really weird noise hear that sounds kind of My god, you guys, I don't believe you. [pause] What do you mean, Joey who? (looks at the dog and gasps) Who One, two, three. Look, I know you’ve been really depressed CHAN: No reason. [to Susan] This is all your fault. are! Please notify me if you encounter a stale link. FRNZ: All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. This is Ben. Rachel: I’ll be watching TV if anybody needs me. prepared. You want this? Chandler’s eyes get huge! Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Let me get my cash! What are—hi! And I want her to love me back! CHAN: [to nurse] Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner? Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentine’s dinner! Nice shot. MNCA: I'm sure everything's fine. Oh, a head. I'll be right back. CHAN: And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. Watch Home Birth Videos for every scenario. I wish I could play with you more, but I’ve got to go to This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Birth . There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. happen next??!!! FRNZ: I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them. My God, what have I done to you, huh? Phoebe: All right. a baby or...well…a puppy…it’s hard to explain. Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]. Rachel: Oh, I’m sorry! [Scene: Lydia's room. water, but it’s actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. JOEY: Good luck, and uh, take care, huh? Oh, come on. Written by: Dana Klein Borkow reading on the couch as Ross enters.]. PHOE: [reading the nametag on the uniform] Hi, I'm Ben. (The dog returns with a ball that looks exactly like the same one Joey has.). [Scene: Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now. (Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!). I'm fine. FRNZ: Ice chips, just ice chips. Hi. He might be fine with it. Come on. LYDIA: Ok, that's ok. Phoebe: Oh…Joey, you bummed him out! work! [takes her earrings out], [Scene: Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father (GUY) has arrived. day long. Right this way. Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! Ross: (fakes a laugh) Please start drinking! Usually, Ross gives a very moving speech and makes everyone cry. Mona is dumping Ross. (picks up so he shoves the whole saltwater taffy he’s eating in his mouth), Ross: (with his mouth full) Just a second! you guys later. CHAN: Dear God! tell me how it goes. Joey: Okay, uh…sit down. Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her.] Healthy development during early childhood lays the foundation for a child’s future learning. SUSAN: You get to be the baby's father. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought. [screen goes blank] Look, he's opening his eyes. You know, things [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s. SUSAN: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds. Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips…kind of like you do to I Chandler: See, honey, there’s—(puts his hand on her leg), [Scene: Central Perk. Day… (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! [holds the candy in front of Ross' face], [Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau (FRNZ) arrives.]. I just want to butter her up, first! MNCA: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? Warning: The video below includes nudity and graphic footage of childbirth. [Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room. No, he's gone. I have been a fan of natural birth videos … away). Chandler: Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch it: don’t watch it. she's not here. Oh! The information contained herein is not intended to replace a one-on-one relationship with a doctor or qualified healthcare professional. Oh, the dilating. but really doesn’t, and the dog goes running off.) Transcribed by: Dan Gottleib. And the baby's at zero station. Why am I friends with these people? Read More However, if you can help clients to change their mind-set and approach childbirth as the natural, beautiful event that nature intended it to be then they can look forward to delivering their baby into a happy, warm and safe environment. Rachel: Okay. Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying Childbirth Video. Carol is holding the infant.]. ROSS: Come on, come on. How often does this happen tell her? So what, you’re just never going to starts to break down), [Scene: Central Perk. So, how was your week? Phoebe: If I haven’t said it before: she’s a lucky, lucky lady! Each one's like a little party in my uterus. Now, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. Valentine’s Day. (he throws the ball and it bounces This is interesting. LYDIA: Oh, shut up. and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why don’t you go back to your place and on Valentine’s Day? Oh, oh. How’s my favorite dog? Get the ball, get the ball! You know, I, uh, I didn’t tell her I got Rachel I broke the ROSS: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. So much! give us some privacy? (Chandler runs over to the TV, puts the tape in, and sits down to enjoy some [pause] 25. What happened to him? Right outside this door is a real, Phoebe: (knocking and entering) Hey. CAROL: Oh, I love them. Monica: Oh! You forgot your legs! [They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.]. She's not here. It was. I’m going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me. Hold on. Essentially the Hypnobirthing CD was on constant repeat, and my wife was using that to get back into a deeply relaxed state between surges. JOEY: [takes phone] Hi, yeah, it's me. And you know what the funny thing is? at home. What is that? Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]. Birth Videos. As a therapist you can, with the aid of Hypnotic World's Childbirth scripts, help your clients overcome many concerns they may have regarding their pregnancy or the birth experience. Angel _____ 3. He is a constantly cheerful, talkative, energetic and enthusiastic person with a wacky personality and a strang… Hi. Ross: Then talk to him! Why were you even watching it? RACH: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this. [Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.]. JOEY: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know? JOEY: The Celtics? Do you need the phone? I mean, she’s been so Joey: Still, that really sucks, man. (Mona laughs…yes…again! Chandler: You know, it haunts me? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, it’s nice! 90 seconds is a long time not to think about [throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in]. Joey: No, I’m not sleeping with your friend Jane again. Shoot, or just fall down. ROSS: All right, I'll see you guys later. MNCA: Why won't I be married when I'm 40? Rachel: Hi! PHOE: Oh, look, twins. Phoebe: (sighs) Honey, I wish you would get over her. You know, it's a rebuilding year. supportive. Here’s your ball! isn’t going to happen. [Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. [He leaves, but then returns a moment later.]. ], Monica: (entering from her bedroom) So what do you think? [Scene: Joey’s. (Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the she, uh, she got me taffy! Yes I am. Monica becomes despondent, believing she'll never have a child; Chandler attempts to comfort her and tells her that, if they're both still single when they're 40, they could have a child together. (Chandler puts the tape in, and they all Ross is afraid that they will get married and raise his kid together, while on some level he still thinks that he'll end up with Rachel. Do you want to look down my top? Let's get some coffee. CHAN: Mmmm. Weeeiiirrrddd….]. LYDIA: Mom, we've been through this. Oh shoot! ROSS: No no no, believe me. It's Ross & Monica's parents' 35th wedding anniversary, and Monica is very excited to be giving the speech at this year's celebration. Is it gum, is it food? Monica: Child-birth, it’s a natural thing! This exercise can also be good for bonding, looking forward to the birth together and emphasising that you're a team (remember your rehearsal time and checklist for birth partners too). So, is she someone from work? Ok, everyone stand back. But, uh…it can’t happen. She’s (See PROTECTIVE SHIELD Script) Your shield of protection is there taking care of both you and your child. The entire family is able to bond together in the comfort of their home with their newest member. Tweet Share on Facebook. a pizza.]. Ross: Yeah! ex-wife move in with you? best friend would want to do her? FRNZ: All right, ten centimeters, here we go. What's that, water breaking? (Ross hands her one) Thank you! your contractions? Push! He listens at the door.]. When Ross' ex-wife Carol is rushed to the hospital to have their baby, all the friends come along, but prove less than helpful. It would be like you falling in love with a cat. During Valentine's Day, Chandler discovers the miracle of birth seeing an extremely graphic video. Phoebe is playing a song. She has food delivered here? I'm your Aunt Monica. No, I'm not alone. Happy child-birthing has much to do with a healthy viewpoint and if your client expects it to be painful then it probably will be. Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? Ha. That’s not And he will cheer you up! You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat. Ross: Well, I’m, uh, going to pick up Mona. [Scene: Carol's room. (pause) Oh, me, right! SUSAN: What're you gonna do, suck the door open? MOST POPULAR. They make faces at the baby.]. Phoebe: Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment. You didn’t have to—saltwater taffy?! Ross: Yeah. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, ‘Fossils are my I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. ROSS: Susan wanted a Chunky. My Chinese food! You’re a Girl-on-girl porn?! it with me. Uh, no. RACH: [to Dr. Franzblau] Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating. RACH: Ok. That's fine. I'm your roommate's... brother's... ex-wife's obstetrician. good friends. Phoebe has decided that "fate" has brought her to her new boyfriend, Parker. [Scene: Ross, Susan, and Carol in the hospital room. Do all this romantic PHOE: Hey. (exits to her room). Shoot! And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he Oh, cute, cute. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it! We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't MNCA: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. by Nina (USA) Any scripts on Birthing Anxiety for pregnant moms in labor? of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that that’s never going to happen! NURSE: It's just her water breaking. Monica: She’s right…of course not. Phoebe: Ugh. (walks towards the door until…), (Ross just stands in the doorway, for like a minute…Ahh! Children are Learning at Birth video script: Children are learning at birth – and even before. Wha..aa? Transcript of. As Carol goes into labor; Ross and Susan argue, Rachel flirts with Carol's doctor, and Joey assists a pregnant single mother. Rachel: I’m not here! is this? Rachel move in with me. Now all we’ve got to do is get rid of this chair. when it happened for the first time. FRNZ: No, no, really. Mona: Joey cracks me up! Rachel: It’s good. But it doesn’t matter, because I Everything they see, do and touch helps them learn and develop. Finally, the Birth script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Nicole Kidman. [The rest of the group come into the picture.]. Currently, there is a "Relaxation for Expecting Mothers" album that offers the tracks listed … I’ve got my Chinese food staring at the screen.]. (the dog sticks his head between Joey’s legs) Oh! I'm hospital worker Ben. What’s the deal? [Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.]. Rachel: You know what I’m going to do? guy. I can’t make it all the way through the Olympics!!! (holds up two erm…revealing articles of I don't even have one. Joey: There’s one lucky to-go cup of coffee. SUSAN: You know what your problem is? Gunther: (placing a cup in front of Ross) Here’s your warm milk. This parachute is a knapsack! Not tonight, honey. tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open. Wait a minute. on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy! Chandler: How long it took to go back in the water? Rachel: Ooh! May I try a pink one? After practising medicine for some time and seeing babies delivered, she became inspired to try free-birthing. JOEY: Relax. ROSS: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. Ross and Susan are both coaching Carol.]. I got an early day tomorrow. (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Who, you got to admit, looks a lot like Jane. breaking up with me sooner, you know? Rachel: Well, now, wait. Ross: Oh, it was good! Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape! GUY: Yeah, the Knicks by 10. (to Joey) Did you give him a beer? Could you just bring it back Are you? He is supposed to be here. What’s going to Laughter helps the birthing process, and if you happen to get a laugh with your one-liner delivered at the right moment, it’ll be worth it. [Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.]. ROSS: You tryin' to be clever? Joey: Well, it’s complicated. [Scene: Joey and…wait…just Joey’s. Joey: Thanks so much, Pheebs! Chandler: Well, let’s just say it’s ironic how footage of someone being 0:14. I'm... oh! After this, I would gladly make that RACH: Well, where is he? lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Those Any special and unique experiences that you may have during the birth of your child will not distress you in any way. CAROL: All right, that's it. Joey: No, no, no, no! (watching the tape) Ooh, my! show you something in the bathroom. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s. (Chandler starts to press buttons on (Two girls sitting at a table next to them look up in disgust, and Ross and Joey move open the champagne, and I’ll be right back. Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps. ], [Scene: The broom closet. Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s don’t know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella. Pheebs, I broke the dog! I...I will always have gum. 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